The Secret

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Now, before we go on, I'd like to make it clear what we're trying to sell you. We're not talking about something that's bigger than a house. No, we're not talking about something that's bigger than a breadbox. No, we're talking about a CD of stereometric music that's bigger than life itself. We're talking about something that everybody's going to be talking about! We're not talking about that same old draaaaaggy music you keep hearing in every brothel and bar! We're talking about that new, true music that's hot in every bordello and gin joint! It's completely safe when used as directed; of course, the disclaimers that you irrevocably consented to much earlier would protect us from any damage if you, the user of this CD, did not follow the clear and copious instructions provided, down to the least detail.

Yes, it's the fun thing! It's WILD! Yes! And it's funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mostly funny! Yes! It has a lot of funny sounds, funny PECULIAR sounds if you get my meaning. You know what I mean, don't you -- you woke up in the middle of the night and you swore you heard it in the air conditioner, didn't you? You won't want to miss this! Do you want to be the sort of person whom all your friends are talking about? Do you want them to stand up and walk out on me? Yes! You want this CD? You want this CD right now? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

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