1-800-Weirdos & Michael Martinez present

"Hot Babes In Toyland"

Performances every Thursday at 8 from Nov. 5 thru Dec. 17th, plus Fri. Nov. 20th and Sat. Nov. 21st! Tickets are $20.00, and are available at www.TheaterMania.com, or by calling 212-352-3101.

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"Hot Babes In Toyland" Set To Heat Up New York City This Holiday Season!

Performances are Thursdays from November 5th through December 17th, plus Nov. 20th and 21st at the Players Theatre Loft, 115 Macdougal Street. Tickets are $20, available in advance from Theatermania.

A different special guest will be featured at each performance! Closing night, December 17th, international burlesque sensation Dirty Martini will be our guest. Dec. 3rd and 10th feature KikiNYC as Mae West, and Jessica Delfino appears Nov. 19th!

Elias Stimac's naughty and nice sex comedy "Hot Babes in Toyland" will make its world premiere this holiday season in all four corners of the United States, with productions slated in New York, Los Angeles, Seattle and Fort Lauderdale. The R-rated stage play will take an irreverent (and often irrelevant) look at traditional holiday values.

New York City will be the first place the show will be mounted, so to speak. The play is set to perform in a limited run Nov. 5-Dec. 17 at the Player's Theatre Loft, 115 MacDougal Street, NYC -- visit their website at www.theplayerstheatre.com for more information. The NYC run will be co-produced by Jeremy X. Halpern and Michael Martinez. Tickets are $20.

Halpern is also directing the NYC run, transforming the show into a bawdy burlesque musical extravaganza. The cast will include performance art veterans who will incorporate their special skills into the action. Original music will be supplied by Halpern, who heads up the avant garde group Verge. "Hot Babes in Toyland" is possibly the world's first sex comedy that centers around the holiday season.

Narrated by an inappropriate, inebriated Rudolph, this twisted tale centers on Santa's decision to fire all the elves at the Workshop and replace them with supermodels. This turn of events is not popular with the North Polesters -- Mrs. Claus, a modern-day businesswoman who will not stand for her husband's sexual shenanigans; Elfis, a comically confused toymaker who goes on strike; and Sprinkles, a boyish-looking female elf who has conflicting emotions regarding Ol' St. Nick. With Dec. 25 still weeks away, Santa is definitely rowdy, restless, and looking to score, and can barely contain himself when big-city fashion models Heavenique and Serendip arrive for a casting call. It will take a Christmas miracle for this motley crew to survive the holidays together!


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